Another day in the life of a middle school…
It’s the end of the school year and everyone’s ready for the last day of school to be behind us. We can imagine the sun on our faces and the sand in our toes, yet we are still required to be at school. The students are expected to adhere to the rules set in place hundreds of days ago. We are expected to enforce said rules. Neither of us want to do our part.
The following conversation was overheard today in the detention room:
Mr. Chewning noticed another teacher walking towards the dining hall. “If you see Billy over there, please tell him he has four minutes to be in detention.”
— Four minutes later —
Billy breathlessly skids into the room announcing, “I completely forgot!”
“Since you were in the dining hall during the first part of the lunch break, can I assume you’ve already eaten?” Mr. Chewning questioned.
“Some. I had an ice-cream sandwich” Billy replied.
A random 6th grader was dropping off an assignment in the room and couldn’t help interjecting as he left, “Dessert before lunch; I can respect that.”